Annnnnnnnnnnndddddddd, I thought I added this part but I didn't: Those problems of tiny type with ff.net, LJ's scrolling, can be solved by hitting Menu, then Article Mode, and then if you still want, you can still increase the font. You just don't have to do this extra step w/AO3. You can go back to surfing the web by hitting menu, then web mode. I'm assuming you can do this with email too; I've not played with Article mode on my email.