random: tale of the biscuit thief

[seperis]

...okay, true story, my McDonalds sausage biscuit disappeared, sans wrapper, from my desk. The wrapper was in the trash can.

And knowing I didn't eat it, as I'd decided to save it for an emergency snack attack this afternoon. So the biscuit thief unwrapped my biscuit and then took it away.

(And yes, I am entirely sure I didn't eat it. Honestly, I'm not sure I actually threw away the bag, either. Which makes sense. they threw away the wrapper and the bag the biscuit was in.)

I'm not even mad; I'm too weirded out.

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[out_there]

Hee! Clearly the military share certain traits with cops and prison guards because I know they both take pranking very seriously.

(Me, I now work in a not-for-profit/charity organisation. There is no pranking. It would be considered mean and inappropriate. ... When I was working at a prison, though, it's only "inappropriate" if the heirarchy find out and don't find it funny.)