random: tale of the biscuit thief

[seperis]

...okay, true story, my McDonalds sausage biscuit disappeared, sans wrapper, from my desk. The wrapper was in the trash can.

And knowing I didn't eat it, as I'd decided to save it for an emergency snack attack this afternoon. So the biscuit thief unwrapped my biscuit and then took it away.

(And yes, I am entirely sure I didn't eat it. Honestly, I'm not sure I actually threw away the bag, either. Which makes sense. they threw away the wrapper and the bag the biscuit was in.)

I'm not even mad; I'm too weirded out.

Comments

[nagasvoice]

Oh, there is a code--you take my food, I start taking your food. Or pranking you. Or talking in meetings about Unnamed Persons who go around taking other peoples' food, and what might be done about it. Mousetraps in bags, types of things.
Possibly I work with too many folks who retired from the military...

[out_there]

Hee! Clearly the military share certain traits with cops and prison guards because I know they both take pranking very seriously.

(Me, I now work in a not-for-profit/charity organisation. There is no pranking. It would be considered mean and inappropriate. ... When I was working at a prison, though, it's only "inappropriate" if the heirarchy find out and don't find it funny.)