This whole post just speaks to the person I want to be in five years. Like if I weren't a broke grad student I would a hundred percent try to take you up on the offer to teach people how to do all this, plus Good Omens and vodka should not be discounted. Right now, give me an enormous pile of genetic or genomic data and ask me to do some type of bioinformatic analysis, I'm good (or can at least figure it out). Try to get my system set up or custom-designed for me, and I will break it.