seperis | svfic: turn you on somehow (WAS last post, i swear)

This entire ill/nothing-to-do/people-avoiding-for-fear-of-contracting thing gives me FAR too much free time.

So.

Turn You On Somehow. Clark/Lex/f. Get Clark laid and happy. He needs it. Really.

Thanks to

grrleloquence,

tstar78, and

martianhousecat for the initial encouragement, and

pearl_o and

hwmitzy for pre-reads.

And let's just check ANOTHER thing off my List of Things I Will Never Write. Crossover? Been there. Incest? Yep. Threesome. Here we go. I'm getting kind of scared here.

Also? Fiftieth SV story. *g* Cool.

Phew! *fans self*. I've just read it for the third time and it gets hotter with each reading.

thank you, Thank You, THANK YOU for sharing. I wish I was as good with words as you are because what I've just said just doesn't seem adequate ;)

Aww, thanks!

Clark! Orgasms!

I figure THAT has to take his mind off the entire family-of-tapeworms thing. *g*

Used up all the actual words in chat.

Just...guh.

Thanks!

*whispers*

Babysitter!Lex. Babysitter!Lex! Babysitter!Lex!

And for those who missed Celli's coolest thing....

Check it (http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=celli&itemid=121233#cutid1) out!

*skips away*

Ha!

And YOU went to sleep, silly, and missed the rest.

Also the heart attack when I accidentally posted it in the Horsechicks journal.

But never mind that.

I ditto celli's "guh."

Always glad to be of help. *g*

Thanks! *hugs*

I think Clark should be on his knees thanking you. mmmm...Clark on his knees. Okay, I'm gonna go reread now.

*eyes glaze over*

Clark. Knees. Oh my....

*shakes self* Okay, back. And thanks! *hugs* Glad you liked!

Whoa! you just killed a boatload of kittens!! This is spectacular. I especially liked Clark's delight at the newness of everything. Fantastic story! :)

My favorite parts:

of *course* she saunters, a robe pulled haphazardly over please God let there be a bathing suit under there.

she's doing that thing Lex does. That thing with the--mouthing of the bottle, and it's almost as hypnotizing. What, did they teach this at indecently expensive boarding schools or something?

If he *has* x-ray vision, why the hell doesn't he use it more anyway?

*hugs* Thank you!

And yes, why DOESN'T he use that X-ray vision more????? Silly boy. think fo the fun--I mean, um, the crime he can stop?

Yes. Crime. That's the ticket. *g*

Wow. This so makes up for not having a date tonight. Nice, porny threesome. Hee. I liked Clark falling on the tile when Lex opened the door. That was good. Poor Clark, he never did stand a chance, hot gorgeous naked woman *and* Lex. No chance at all. mmm. And Lex didn't have any trouble holding Melinda up against the wall. Heh. I like this. Not nearly enough sex against the wall in SV fic. Not nearly.
Just out of curiosity though, did you mean for Clark to call Melinda Melissa in that one scene?
I also re-read Softer than the Rain tonight. Lovely story. Hee. Roads get washed out a lot in Smallville when Clark visits Lex. (innocent look) It felt very real though, the way the shock of it hit Clark and he pulled away from Lex, and then woke up in the night and decided he wanted him. The tactile description of the sheets was very good too. You made Lex's bed with it's 20+ pillows seem like an invitation to debauchery in and of itself. I *like* the thunderstorm. Sex during a thunderstorm seems like an amazingly good idea. Mmm. One one thousand, two one thousand, three one thousand -Oooooohhhhh. Hee. There are some good imagery ideas here involving flashes of lightening too.
-Silverkyst, who's evidently changing her major to porn writing.

That was good. Poor Clark, he never did stand a chance, hot gorgeous naked woman *and* Lex. No chance at all. mmm. And Lex didn't have any trouble holding Melinda up against the wall. Heh. I like this. Not nearly enough sex against the wall in SV fic. Not nearly.

I totally agree. It's just so damn complex with two guys. Dammit. Must think on logistics.

And yeah, Clark had NO chance in hell there. I'd feel sorry for him but, you know. Orgasms.

I *like* the thunderstorm. Sex during a thunderstorm seems like an amazingly good idea. Mmm. One one thousand, two one thousand, three one thousand -Oooooohhhhh. Hee. There are some good imagery ideas here involving flashes of lightening too.

It's one of my kinks I hate to indulge too often--it's never as good written as it is in my head. Softer comes close though. Storms just--yeah. All that passion and violence and energy. Mmm.

Yep, that's me, in the happy-rain-smut zone. *Grins*

Thanks for feedback on both! *hugs*

Jenn, you porn goddess, you. Here's to another fifty stories! You better get cracking... ;)

In this story I loved how Clark kept having these moments of enlightenment about the sex-sex. *g*

*grins* His fantasy life has NEVER been this good. *giggles* Happy Clark!

Thanks so much! *hugs*

Oh wow! What a way to wake up on a Sunday morning. A lovely helping of porny threesome goodness. That was... inspiring! *g*

And yay for the fifty stories!!

If I can, even a little, help contribute to the inspiration of a legion of porny fics? I feel as if I've lived my life for a purpose.

Go forth! Get Clark laid! *grins*

*hugs* Thanks!

Go forth! Get Clark laid! *grins*

Hey, I'm doing my damnedest, but Lex just is not cooperating! I mean, I have Clark lying naked and willing on Lex's bed and all Lex will do is stand there and look. What the heck is wrong with him? *sob*

I'm sure he's trying to pay me back for the whole being tied up while Lucas has his wicked way with him thing... ungrateful wretch that he is.

Hmmm. I cant decide who I want to be...Clark or Melinda! Can I be both?

Hot. I love how Clark is such a good mix of shy virgin and wanton sex boy. yum.

You and me both. Though I think Clark--he gets to stick around after and is only one superspeed run away. *grins*

Thanks!

Hot. Yes.

Thank you! :)

*bows* Thank you kindly.

*grins*

mmmmmmm...porn. Hot like FIRE, that is.

Thanky. :) What a lovely thing to wake up to.

*hee* Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it!

Um, so I'm pretty sure you broke me.

And on a Sunday, too.

Going to Hell, lalala...

There's a special handbasket we're all taking. Reservations are being made now. Endless loops of CLexy goodness. *grins*

Thanks! *hugs*

Hooray for fifty fics!

My mind has melted into goo from this, but I like Lex being considerate. I don't mean in the "I'll get my friend laid way", but in the first-time way. Though both are nice.^^

*laughs* I'd almost think Lex planned it. But how could he know Clark would stumble into the pool room and get--er--intersted?

*g* Lex is just the best friend ever. Girls, lube, condoms, mindblowing sex. Just makes you want to find one of these guys for your own--best friend.

Yes, that's the word.

*hugs* Thanks!

Gah!

Okay, lessee...Sunday morning - church or fresh porn? Like that's even a question!

Please feel free to break your own rules more often. This was spectacular!

Beyond a doubt, this is possibly the best nap Clark will *ever* take in his life.

Heh. That lucky, lucky boy!

*giggles* Thanks!

Yes, Clark had a truly spectacular nap going on. *g* The standard set for naps for all time, even.

50th story? Way to go, Jenn! It was nice of you make it so memorable for Clark. And us, of course. *g* Thank you! Enjoyed it greatly.

Thanks muchly! *hugs* I like giving Clark happy orgasms every so often.

Congratualations on your 50th SV fic, Jenn. You outdid yourself with this one. Today my name is Melinda. Yes, I'm going to The Land of Makebelieve in honor of poor Mr. Rogers, only it won't look quite like he imagined. My name is Melinda. My name is Melinda. My name is Melinda.... (and there goes Trolley around the bend.)

Yes, much breakage, scorched panties and drool on this end. You're my deity of the day, which puts you right up there with pan fried dumplings and chips and salsa in terms of Things Devin Loves.

*g*
D.
P.S. World saving haiku on its way.

*sighs* I wanna be Melinda. I SO wanna be Melinda.

Mmm. CHips and salsa. God, now I'm hungry again. Great. *sticks out tongue*

P.S. World saving haiku on its way.

It was a VERY bizarre dream. That haiku thing made it bizarrely memorable. Haiku. *shakes head* Just. Weird.

I... that was... just... *ahem*.... DAMN, I think my monitor's melting, and so am I... amazingly hot fic and congrats on the 50th!

*steams*

My god, woman. Phew.

My brain is mush, so all I can say is what everyone else has already said - HOTTTT!!1!!, Congrats on 50, and omg, HOTT!1!!11! I have no other words, I am knocked senseless on the tile with Clark.

Oh, and: Best. Female OC. EVER.

Thank you. o_O;

It's all been said already. Geez, woman. I wish I'd been reading this at home...I'm at WORK, risking hyperventilation and drooling in front of my cow orkers. Dear me. DEAR YOU.

Condom fairies? In Smallville? Perfectly possible.

This makes up for not being in Orlando.

Well, almost.

Thank you.

Oh, dear Lord, my name actually *is* Melinda.

I may never recover from this one. (Or just, y'know, read it repeatedly at work, have my brain turn to mush, and get fired. It'll be worth it.)

Bless you, my child, for you have given porn to the masses.

minders

Jenn, no one does Lex and Clark like you, girl !!

Heat, rush, thrill, nasty niceness that always seems brand new.

Here's to the next fifty and may your muses never tire of playing with our favorite boytoys.

Love ya always, Vee

Loved that story, of course. You do Clark and Lex like nobody else! But fifty stories? Damn! You go, Jenn!

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