Sep. 25th, 2012

Thanks to cracked.com, I have learned the following:
1.) Assassination by furry has actually happened.
2.) DYI Home Nation Building, also see Wikipedia on Micronations (and current list). This has got to come in handy one day. Is there a manual?
3.) Here Comes Honey Boo Boo has social value. No, really.
4.) I could be crushing cars beneath my motherfucking tank right now. Why the hell am I not doing that? Currently trying to convince [livejournal.com profile] norabombay that volcano bungie jumping would be a great way to relieve stress.

So Honey Boo Boo is real. I honestly thought it was a very elaborate joke. I could have lived with that quite happily.
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